What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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