found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm like, not good at living.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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