i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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