I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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