can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I am one with the molecules
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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