What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
porn star boner night. come get it.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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