What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
People in love make me want to vomit
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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