Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My penis needs a shock collar
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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