she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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