Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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