somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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