i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Randomize
