Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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