It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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