Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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