You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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