i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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