Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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