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Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
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