he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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