wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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