Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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