i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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