I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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