But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
