i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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