I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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