People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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