dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Randomize
