She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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