Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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