I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you win again, gameday.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Randomize
