I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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