He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
