Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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