and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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