Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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