would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
this beer tastes like vomit already
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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