I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
i think i just lost a toe
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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