I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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