yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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