i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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