I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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