i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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