check it out our google latitudes are spooning
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
