i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
