The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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