im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i already hear my dad disowning me
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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