The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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