You're completely useless in the revolution.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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